Stella in New York
Stella: Daddy, is New York another country?
Me: No, it’s a state; and in that state, is New York City. People call it New York, too.
Stella: So it’s real?
Stella: I want to go there.
Stella: Because there will be billboards with Marvel superheroes everywhere and I can meet Captain Marvel and Stan Lee.
Me: Sounds like a plan.
noooo that’s the cutest story i’ve ever hearddddddd
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.